The Foolishness Of Mankind

Humans are supposed to be very cunning and clever.  Maybe not very intelligent in simple arithmetic. How foolish can mankind be?

Keep Malaysia Clean

Are you embarrassed?

This came through email:

I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise

to relieve Perkatak

related stress.

Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?

 

  

Just thinking deeply about

the next sponsor

for her handbags.

 

Why did you interrupt me?

I had almost figured out

a solution

to our biggest problem

鈥︹€y monorail

 

I wasn't sleeping !

I was meditating on the EPG

and envisioning a new

paradigm for CHOGM鈥�

.....minus the irritating irritaTUN!

 

 

Ah, the unique and unpredictable

circadian rhythms

of the sleepy heads!

 

This is just a 15 minute

power-nap

like they raved about

in the BTN boot camp.

 

 

I love sleep. My life has a tendency to fall apart

when I'm awake, you know?

 

 

"I'm not asleep... but
that doesn't mean I'm awake."

 

People who say

they sleep like a baby

usually don't have one.

 

Pardon me,

while I take my power nap.

My wives just completed their

COW (club of obedient wives) modules last night.

A power nap is

when you sleep on someone

who's weaker than you.

 

"Sleep is the most

moronic fraternity

in the world,

with the heaviest dues

and the crudest rituals.

"Some people talk in their sleep.

Speakers talk while other people sleep.

I'm actually doing a

Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP).

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How to sleep without lying down

Sleep is a wonderful free tonic.  It doesn't cost a diamond or the price of a designer handbag.

Just close your eyes, and the world will go by..... bye bye!

Less for more.

Welcome to the 21st Century!! FULL OF LESS & LESS & LESS of everything

Communication - Wireless Phones - Cordless Cooking - Fireless Food - Fatless Sweets - Sugarless Labour - Effortless Relations - Fruitless Attitude - Careless Feelings - Heartless Politics - Shameless Education - Worthless Mistakes - Countless Arguments - Baseless Youth - Jobless Ladies - Topless Boss - Brainless Jobs - Thankless Needs - Endless Situation - Hopeless Salaries - Less & Less PROTESTS USELESS

With this pee brain around, how to have a wonderful world?

With this pee (not a wrong spelling) brain around, how to have a Wonderful World?

Just send him to Insanity Sanctuary for Animals, or ISA in short.

Well, this is the month of Ramadan,  let's just forgive him for what he's worth, and that's not much left of him.

If there are Muslim readers here, " Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri,  maaf zahir batin."

Frog, Gambler, Drunkard, Womaniser, Actor, Suckers, & Old Fox

Who is the Frog?
The one who jumps.

Who is the Gambler?
The one who goes to Genting.

Who is the Drunkard?
The one who drinks.

Who is the Womaniser?
The one who is nice to women.

Who is the Actor?
The one in Mari Cari Action.

Who are the Suckers?
Those who suck our country dry.

And now the Million Ringgit Question!!!!!!!!

Who is the Old Fox????????

Click HERE to get your Million Ringgit!

MCA : Monkey, Chimpanzee, Ass

A for apple

B for banana

C for cherry

M for MONKEY




C for CHIMPANZEE




A for ASS

ABC is apple, banana, and cherry.

MCA is monkey, chimpanzee, and ass.

Submarine can't dive?

Submarine can't dive?

Silly; just check whether the engine is missing or not.

Why don't they think of that?

So simple!

So do me.

"So do me." Do you understand this phrase? You are most probably wrong. You see, language has its peculiarity and absurdity. English language is no exception. How do you pronounce "tyre"? What about "the tyre"? It should be pronounced "teh tarikh". Have one on me.

"So do me" are the mucical notes, silly. Just like "do re mi".

Or is it little children's complaining to the teacher, "So do me!" In this case, "So" is another child's name, and he disturbed his friend; so his friend complained, "Teacher, So do me!"

"So do me" can also be the latest instant mee, cashing in on Anwar's predicament.

"So do me" can be bad English for "So do I."

What if we join the words together...."Sodome"?

This is serious. In certain "puritanical culture" you cannot do what you want even in the privacy of your own house, or bedroom to be precise. These people claim their God-given right that others can do it only the one way. Who knows whether these God-forsaken people follow what they "preached" or "demanded". What the heck. Who cares what Anawara did in his privacy. Of course nobody cares, but some parties just have to "strangle" this Anawara, to get him out of the way from top governance. What a better strategy than to use the "proven method" of the Old Fox with Big Tail. "Big" in Pali is "Maha". So Big Tail can be pronounced as Maha Tail!

So you see, anyone can use language to twist and turn.

Sodomy or So do me! Or rather, "So do I."

A noble career in organised crime.

And in which country?

Mad dogs barking at the wrong tree.

Are you already sick of the daily regurgitating of the same spew?

Then let's talk about some other beneficial topics. What about "pigs wallowing in septic tank"? Or "Rejected Old Goat with big tail trying to act smart".

I think this would be more entertaining : "Mad dogs barking at the wrong tree."

Pet dogs which are happy at home display their affectionate and lovable faces. Wagging their tails occasionally. They deserve our pats on their heads.

But when mad dogs bark, they make lots of annoying noises, disturbing the neighbours. And when they bark at the wrong tree, they become stupid dogs. These dogs become mad because of lack of love and affection from their masters. It reflects on the mentality and character of their masters. Through time these mad dogs will lose their sense of self-worth and will begin to display signs of insecurity and fear by way of aggrassive behaviour. With the slightest movement or sound they will begin to bark like mad. So we call this "barking at the wrong tree".

There is not much remedy to cure these mad dogs. No amount of shouting will end their ugly snarls. So what are we going to do? Don't crouch down on four legs to look like them. That would be silly of us.

Shoot them!!!

But being a practising Buddhist, I will never do that. So what is the other option? Just walk away, and leave them to their barking. It will come a time when these mad dogs will just die of exhaustion and hunger.

Just leave them alone. We have better things to do. Life is very short.

Chinese Opera

Are you sick of the MCA opera?

Then switch to the real Chinese opera.

At least you get to see some real acting.

Actors: Tee Sai (Pig's shit)

Sooi Lang (Cursed person)

Bo Liow (No more)

Wee Wee (Pissing)

Actresses: Bei Pang (Not smelling good)

Gian Gian (Hope to have)

Supporting cast: La Jib (Scoop in)

Or Kar T'nia (Black leg pain)

Or Kar Chui (Black backside)

And many other stooges and monkeys.

A politician.

(Picture has nothing to do with the post!)

POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections
and your confidence later.

Esok Lusa Mesti Menang!

Esok lusa mesti menang! By hook or by crook, must win.

UMNO is fielding "you know who" to contest in the Bagan Pinang by election. Desperate people will do desperate thing. In this case, it's a lose-lose situation. You win, you lose on credibility. And if you lose, you lose.

Today I learned a new word. It's called "legerdemain". Let me try to make a sentence to impress all of you. "The desperados are now thinking that they have acquired the art of political legerdemain; but foolishly have fallen prey to their own deceit."

And now for the "quote of the century" by none other than the keris weilding one:

"There’s good guilt and then there’s bad guilt." Go read HERE.

Makes you feel like killing someone!

We have already known the real devils.

We have already known the real devils.

So we are not interested to know whether other devils exist.

Dear readers, please don't be distracted by this deception.

Right now we just want these known devils to burn in hell fire.

The rest can wait.

"Terms and conditions apply"

The Late Mr Teoh Beng Hock

Everyday when you switch on the radio, you can't escape the commercials. "Free" this and "free" that. The more you buy, the more you save. The more you buy, the more you get. Free 2-night stay at Timbaktu A1 luxury hotel, with free everything thrown in. Get a free Mercedes, a free bungalow bigger than that of Khier Toyor's!! At the end of the message? "Terms and conditions apply."

And if you open the newspapers, or best still read the ever-appearing fliers (ever appearing out of thin air) in your letter box. Same message, but this time since they are in print they only need to put a microscopic * at the end of the message. You are supposed to refer to the * at the very bottom left hand corner of the page which you never read, and if you try reading, you'll never decipher it, especially when you are past 50 with failing eyesight........you guess it right..."terms and conditions apply" in microscopic-sized lettering.

Only stupid people with pea-sized brains will "buy" that.

But there appears to be seemingly "intelligent" and "educated" politicians falling prey to this stupid display of "deception". The audience is sick of them. Just like watching the same magic act again and again by the magician who has run out of new tricks.

Let's do a royal deception and set up a Royal Commission of Enquiry, but with "terms and conditions apply".

What a joke!

Extra Extra Ordinary!

(Picture from The MalaysianInsider)

The Malaysian Insider reports:

Nizar's counsel Sulaiman Abdullah said he would be filing an appeal.

When asked if he was shocked at the court’s decision Sulaiman said,

“We have extraordinary judges in Malaysia with extraordinary abilities”.

Malaysia BOLEH: Extra Extraordinarilly!!!!

And this is lebih boleh: From the Malaysian Insider.

Barisan National (BN) lawyer Datuk Hafarizam Harun today claimed triumphantly that there is no longer any crisis in Perak with the Appeals Court judgment that ruled in favour of Datuk Zambry Abdul Kadir as the state’s mentri besar.

“In accordance with other Commonwealth countries, the right to choose mentri besar and prime minister is the ultimate right of the sultan,” Hafarizam told reporters outside the courtroom in the Palace of Justice.

Hey Presto!!!!!

Makes me cry with emotion!

The Star Friday 10 April reports on page N4 that the Gerakan thief..oops sorry, I mean chief felt "humbled and honoured" to be included in the new PM's team.

Makes me shed tears of emotion!!

Hahahahaha!!!!!

Lim Guan Eng Loves Tiger Show

It's actually very late now, or rather early in the morning past 12 mid-nite. Have been very busy with the new home. But cannot tahan lagi about Lim Guan Eng's obsession with "Tiger Show".

Has he gone nuts with too much power in his hands? Or maybe his young son said, "Daddy, I like Tigger!" For those who have children watching Playhouse Disney Channel, Tigger is the tiger in "Tigger and Pooh". I don't expect LGE to have the time to watch Playhouse and for this he may be excused for misunderstanding his son's comment.

To have imported tigers in the Island is preposterous. You have read enough negative comments and reasons against this silly idea. So I shall not repeat them.

Maybe to encourage eco-tourism, LGE should issue an edict to evict all Islanders to move to the mainland, just like me. Then all wild animals can roam free on the island, and tourists will love it!

How about that?