Swollen Headache Syndrome.

You have big head, swollen head and egg head. What about swollen headache?

Some people simply cannot keep their heads in order. A little power in their heads will make them swell until it becomes a Swollen Headache Syndrome.

PAS, the moon party seems to be suffering from this syndrome. It is said some weirdos will go bonkers come full moon each month. They have forgotten who put them in the "popularity" category during the last GE. It is the Pakatan goodwill coorperation that PAS got to see the moonlight. Now they want the whole sun.

Stop talking nonsense and behave yourselves, otherwise we shall send you to Timbaktu come next GE!!

You never know!

(Brilliant picture by CK Hon)

In 1923, Who Was:


1. President of the largest steel company?
2. President of the largest gas company?
3. President of the New York Stock Exchange?
4. Greatest wheat speculator?
5. President of the Bank of International Settlement?
6. Great Bear of Wall Street?



These men were considered some of the worlds most successful of their days.

Now, 80 years later, the history book asks us if we know what ultimately became of them.




The Answers:


1. The president of the largest steel company.
Charles Schwab,

died a pauper.

2. The president of the largest gas company,
Edward Hopson,

went insane.

3. The president of the NYSE,
Richard Whitney,

was released from prison to die at home.

4. The greatest wheat speculator,
Arthur Cooger,

died abroad, penniless.

5... The president of
the Bank of International Settlement,

shot himself.

6 The Great Bear of Wall Street,
Cosabee Livermore,

also committed suicide



However,

in that same year, 1923, the PGA Champion
and the winner of the most important golf tournament,
the US Open,
was

Gene Sarazen.

What became of him?


He played golf until he was 92,
died in 1999 at the age of 95.
He was financially secure
at the time of his death.

The Moral:


Screw work.
Play golf.

The Extra Moral of the story:
BEWARE! CORRUPT AND UNSCRUPULOUS POLITICIANS!!!!!

Superbrain Yoga

Now you're not going to believe this.

During our schooling years, this superbrain yoga "exercise" was supposed to be a punishment. Never knew it has made me so smart.

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

No plastic bags on every Monday in Penang.

The Penang State Government is ordering supermarkets and hypermarkets not to use plastic bags on every Monday starting from next month.

You think this will work???

I think it is just typical Malaysian approach to solving problems..the knee jerk technique. You can't just force people not to use only on Monday. In no time the supermarkets/hypermarkets will declare Mondays as days off due to poor business. I will not go shopping there on Monday, not that I don't support "green environment". It just won't work in this manner.

Just like recycling, I have given up trying to dispose off in the recycling bins my bottles and batteries simply because I cannot find any bin! To add insult to injury, I once witnessed the workers (obviously sub-contracted) just dumped everything from the 3 separate bins into their truck!!

In no time, the Police might announce that there won't be anymore snatch theft as they would have 24-hr patrol on every street each Monday!!

"Kung Fu" Man David Carradine Found Hanged

Malaysian Insider reports that actor David Carradine, star of the 1970s US television show “Kung Fu”, was found naked and hanging dead from a rope in the closet of his luxury Bangkok hotel room on June 4.

No signs were found of other people in the room and the body of the 72-year-old actor was sent to a hospital for an autopsy, police said.

In life nothing is certain. If you are as old as me, this holds very true. Life is, with the ups and downs like the ocean waves. But unlike the ocean waves, you never know when the downs are coming, especially when you are high up enjoying life.

So beware, especially corrupt and opportunist politicians!!

Me too!!

This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!!

A few days ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Barack Obama...

The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Obama, please say 'how r u'.
Then Mr. Obama should say, 'I am fine, and you?'

Now, you should say 'me too'.

Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you.'
It looks quite simple, but the truth is...
When Mori met Obama , he mistakenly said 'who r u?' (Instead of 'How r u?'.)
Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
'Well, I'm Michelle's husband, ha-ha...'

Then Mori replied 'me too, ha-ha.. .'.
Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.

How thick can you be?

The Malaysian Insider reports:

{Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin believes the low voter turnout in Penanti proves that Barisan National (BN) is still popular despite not fielding a candidate in the recent by-election.

He told reporters that the low voter turnout at Penanti was a clear sign that voters are bored and not interested in Parti Keadilan Rakyat’s (PKR) tactics. “They have indirectly given a protest sign.”}

How thick can you be?????