Are you sick of the MCA opera?
Then switch to the real Chinese opera.
At least you get to see some real acting.
Actors: Tee Sai (Pig's shit)
Sooi Lang (Cursed person)
Bo Liow (No more)
Wee Wee (Pissing)
Actresses: Bei Pang (Not smelling good)
Gian Gian (Hope to have)
Supporting cast: La Jib (Scoop in)
Or Kar T'nia (Black leg pain)
Or Kar Chui (Black backside)
And many other stooges and monkeys.