Are you embarrassed?

This came through email:

I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise

to relieve Perkatak

related stress.

Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?

 

  

Just thinking deeply about

the next sponsor

for her handbags.

 

Why did you interrupt me?

I had almost figured out

a solution

to our biggest problem

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I wasn't sleeping !

I was meditating on the EPG

and envisioning a new

paradigm for CHOGM鈥�

.....minus the irritating irritaTUN!

 

 

Ah, the unique and unpredictable

circadian rhythms

of the sleepy heads!

 

This is just a 15 minute

power-nap

like they raved about

in the BTN boot camp.

 

 

I love sleep. My life has a tendency to fall apart

when I'm awake, you know?

 

 

"I'm not asleep... but
that doesn't mean I'm awake."

 

People who say

they sleep like a baby

usually don't have one.

 

Pardon me,

while I take my power nap.

My wives just completed their

COW (club of obedient wives) modules last night.

A power nap is

when you sleep on someone

who's weaker than you.

 

"Sleep is the most

moronic fraternity

in the world,

with the heaviest dues

and the crudest rituals.

"Some people talk in their sleep.

Speakers talk while other people sleep.

I'm actually doing a

Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP).

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