Wednesday, November 6, 2013
Brilliant Answers For Stupid Questions
Q1. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.
Q2. In which battle did Napoleon die? * His last battle.
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * Liquid.
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * Marriage.
Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * Exams.
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner.
Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half .
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become? * It will simply become wet.
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * At the bottom of the page.
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? * Very large hands.
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take for four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.