Wednesday, April 1, 2009

ABC , You and Me !!




The Alphabet


A's for arthritis;
B's the bad back,
C's
the chest pains,
Perhaps car-d-iac?


D is for dental decay and decline,
E
is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F
is for fissures and fluid retention,
G
is for gas which we'd rather not mention.


H High blood pressure-We'd rather it low;
I
For incisions with scars you can show.
J
is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K
is for knees that crack when they bend.
L
is for libido, what happened to sex?
M
is for memory; we forget what comes next.
N
is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O
is for osteo, bones that don't grow!

P for prescriptions. We have quite a few,
Just give us a pill and we'll be good as new!

Q
is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R
is for reflux, one meal turns to two.



S is for sleepless nights, counting our fears,
T
is for Tinnitus; bells in our ears!
U
is for urinary; troubles with flow;
V
for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.

W
for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
X
is for X-ray, and what might be found.
Y
for another year we are left here behind,
Z
is for zest WE still have - in OUR minds.



We've survived all the symptoms, our body's deployed, and
We're keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed.





IF YOU ARE OLD, HAVE
A GREAT DAY.
IF NOT, YOUR TURN WILL COME!



1 comment:

A true Malaysia said...

Justin,

ABC for doctors?

You can be a half-doctor lah

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