The other peculiarity is the "technical instructions in English" for assembling or installing the gadget. This also reminds me of the descriptions you find in Chinese medicines with terms that you never heard of.
Ok. Let's go through the instructions for fixing this bathroom tray where you need only to press the suction cups in order to install it.
In exact words and spelling, the instructions go like this:
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1 First choose the right mounting position and clean off the dust and grease on the mounting surface.
2 Separate the adsorber completaly as illustrated.
3Suction the adsorption base in position accurately and adjust leftward and rightward. Be sure to discharge the air inside the adsorption base.
4 Put on the adsorber casing and press the center of screw forcibly to discharge off the air inside(it's required because the adsorption force will be reduced significantly in case of any air inside).
5 Insert the main body into the hole above the lid.
6 Tighten the knob and the mounting is complete.
Instead of consulting the dictionary over the difference between adsorption and absorption, I decided to just press the suction cups into position and tighten the knob. And wallah it's done!!
And here comes the Mother of all instructions at the end. There is this "friendship hint" which goes like this in exact wordings:
"Use this product time at weather's cooler area, can will acetabula set to marinate half minute behind again proceed installation in boiled water."
Caution: Please do not follow the above instruction if you lack the intellectual capacity to understand technical English ala China.
I followed the instruction above and fainted!!
And when I regained consciousness,............look at my photo now!!