Periodically, I would receive some good emails. Below is one of them:
[Raju walked into a very high-tech restaurant in KLCC. As he waited to be seated, he noticed that the Maitre D' was a robot.
The robot clicked to attention and said, "hello, there will be one hour wait. I am programmed to talk with you until a table is ready, If you please."
Intrigued, Raju said, "OK."
The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
Raju answered, "Oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, interstellar space travel and the latest medical breakthroughs
Raju was most impressed. The next day he returned, But thought he would try a different tack.
The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time Raju answered, "Oh, about 100".
So the robot started discussing F1 racing , the latest PREMIER LEAGUE football results, and the missing jet engine case.
Raju had to try it one more time. So the next day he returned.
Again the robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?"
This time Raju drawled out, " Uh.....What is IQ?"
The robot clicked, then leaned close to Raju and very slowly explained,
The robot clicked to attention and said, "hello, there will be one hour wait. I am programmed to talk with you until a table is ready, If you please."
Intrigued, Raju said, "OK."
The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
Raju answered, "Oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, interstellar space travel and the latest medical breakthroughs
Raju was most impressed. The next day he returned, But thought he would try a different tack.
The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time Raju answered, "Oh, about 100".
So the robot started discussing F1 racing , the latest PREMIER LEAGUE football results, and the missing jet engine case.
Raju had to try it one more time. So the next day he returned.
Again the robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?"
This time Raju drawled out, " Uh.....What is IQ?"
The robot clicked, then leaned close to Raju and very slowly explained,
" IQ is the level of intelligence that you have."
Raju, "Oh I see! Then I think my IQ should be 15!"
The robot then responded wth the appropriate programmed question:
"A-r-e
y-o-u
p-e-o-p-l-e
g-o-i-n-g
t-o
e-l-e-c-t
B-A-R-I-S-A-N .. N-A-S-I-O-N-A-L
a-g-a-i-n?" ]
"A-r-e
y-o-u
p-e-o-p-l-e
g-o-i-n-g
t-o
e-l-e-c-t
B-A-R-I-S-A-N .. N-A-S-I-O-N-A-L
a-g-a-i-n?" ]
By the way, I have altered the last IQ figure to be that low!
1 comment:
It needs another half a century to readjust the mentality , then it is only possible to raise the IQ back to over 100 from a 15 level, that is a daunting for you or anyone to accomplish, Justin.
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