There is only one way to spin a top. But in Bolehland, politicians can do it in reverse, double flicks plus triple summersaults. This is how it works:
As reported in Malaysianinsider : (this is the reversed spin)
[“The investigation in relation to V. K. Lingam’s video case is still under investigation by the Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission (MACC) and the police are no longer handling the case,” he said in a written reply to Wangsa Maju MP Wee Choo Keong.]
and these are the double flicks and triple summersaults like this:
[Minister in the Prime Minister Department Datuk Seri Nazri Aziz had in a written reply last week to Penang Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng said that no action would be taken against Lingam.
Nazri explained today that he never said that the case was closed and blamed the media for misinterpreting his words.
“That is your reading. I never said it. That is why I was wondering if the case was closed. You all concluded that it is closed,” he told reporters in Parliament.
He said that there was “no further action” but it was not closed and added that the case can be reopened if there are new witnesses. ]
As reported in Malaysianinsider : (this is the reversed spin)
[“The investigation in relation to V. K. Lingam’s video case is still under investigation by the Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission (MACC) and the police are no longer handling the case,” he said in a written reply to Wangsa Maju MP Wee Choo Keong.]
and these are the double flicks and triple summersaults like this:
[Minister in the Prime Minister Department Datuk Seri Nazri Aziz had in a written reply last week to Penang Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng said that no action would be taken against Lingam.
Nazri explained today that he never said that the case was closed and blamed the media for misinterpreting his words.
“That is your reading. I never said it. That is why I was wondering if the case was closed. You all concluded that it is closed,” he told reporters in Parliament.
He said that there was “no further action” but it was not closed and added that the case can be reopened if there are new witnesses. ]
I just hope that they continue to spin until they drop dead!
They are treating us like a bunch of idiots.
Remember to teach these monkeys a good lesson come next GE!
Send them to Timbuktu!
The original spin was like this: "looks like me, stinks like me, it's me!"
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