This is just humour and for laugh. I hope all our Bhai friends will laugh too. If any Bhai takes offend, I shall delete this post. You need to know a bit of Hokkien to appreciate. Apparently this piece must have originated from Singapore. The last four lines are added by me.
Bhai-logy Lesson
Q: Why are there so many Sikh money changers in Singapore? A: Because they like to deal in Singh dollars.
Q: Why do Sikhs make good shopkeepers A: Because when you enter their shop to buy something, you are the buyer; which makes them the buyee.
Q: What do u call a Bhai who wants to make a U-turn? A: Ke belakang-pu Singh Q: What do you call a Bhai who drinks only beer? A: Jasbir Singh
Q: What is the study of young bhais? A: Microbhailogy.
Q: What was Mrs. Singh called when she posed for Playboy? A: Bohcheng Kaur
Q: What was Mrs. Singh called when she joined a Cantonese criminal gang? A: Tai Kaur
Q: Where to find a Bhai doctor? A: At Tantock Singh Hospital, S'pore.
Q: What do you call a Bhai who comes to visit you every three days? A: Sarjit Singh
Q: What do you call a Bhai who's lost? A: Miss Singh
Q: What do you call a Bhai who lives between Singapore and Kuantan? A: Mer Singh
Q: What do you call a Bhai who's coming only tomorrow A: Mahjit Singh
Q: What do you call a Bhai who likes Chinese herbs? A: Gin Singh!
Q: What do you call a Bhai on a tightrope? A: Balance Singh
Q: What is the official mode of transport for Bhais? A: Bhaicycles
Q: What heart surgery procedure did Mr. Singh undergo? A: A bhaipass.
Q: What do you call a Sikh who is covetous? A: Gian Singh
Just Passing Through A Sikh was on his way to Khalsa Club when he decided to take a short-cut through somebody's garden. The Owner comes out angrily shouting : Hey, do you know you are trespassing? Sikh answered : No, I'm Jaspar Singh
Q: What do you call sexy Bhais? A:Ki Singh and Lam Singh
Q: A Bhai who is in the navy? A: Karpal Singh
Q: A Bhai who is a dancer? A: Dan Singh
After reading this you will become Kepalapu Singh.
3 comments:
I award you, A++ in Bhai-logy. You answered all questions so convincingly.
Justin, your Bhai-logy is an interesting subject for the University of Malaya's civic course. I am delighted to recommend it to the faculty to put it as a compulsory subject for graduate students. haha....
ATM and bow,
Looks like I have only 2 of you left reading myu blog and commenting.
Hahahahaha!!!!!!!
Thanks just the same.
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