Saturday, October 2, 2010

Bhai-logy Lesson



This is just humour and for laugh.  I hope all our Bhai friends will laugh too.  If any Bhai takes offend, I shall delete this post. You need to know a bit of Hokkien to appreciate.  Apparently this piece must have originated from Singapore.  The last four lines are added by me.

Bhai-logy Lesson



Q: Why are there so many Sikh money changers in Singapore? A: Because they like to deal in Singh dollars.



Q: Why do Sikhs make good shopkeepers A: Because when you enter their shop to buy something, you are the buyer; which makes them the buyee.



Q: What do u call a Bhai who wants to make a U-turn? A: Ke belakang-pu Singh Q: What do you call a Bhai who drinks only beer? A: Jasbir Singh



Q: What is the study of young bhais? A: Microbhailogy.



Q: What was Mrs. Singh called when she posed for Playboy? A: Bohcheng Kaur



Q: What was Mrs. Singh called when she joined a Cantonese criminal gang? A: Tai Kaur



Q: Where to find a Bhai doctor? A: At Tantock Singh Hospital, S'pore.



Q: What do you call a Bhai who comes to visit you every three days? A: Sarjit Singh



Q: What do you call a Bhai who's lost? A: Miss Singh



Q: What do you call a Bhai who lives between Singapore and Kuantan? A: Mer Singh



Q: What do you call a Bhai who's coming only tomorrow A: Mahjit Singh



Q: What do you call a Bhai who likes Chinese herbs? A: Gin Singh!



Q: What do you call a Bhai on a tightrope? A: Balance Singh



Q: What is the official mode of transport for Bhais? A: Bhaicycles



Q: What heart surgery procedure did Mr. Singh undergo? A: A bhaipass.



Q: What do you call a Sikh who is covetous? A: Gian Singh







Just Passing Through A Sikh was on his way to Khalsa Club when he decided to take a short-cut through somebody's garden. The Owner comes out angrily shouting : Hey, do you know you are trespassing? Sikh answered : No, I'm Jaspar Singh
 
Q: What do you call sexy Bhais? A:Ki Singh and Lam Singh
 
Q: A Bhai who is in the navy? A: Karpal Singh
 
Q: A Bhai who is a dancer? A: Dan Singh
 
After reading this you will become Kepalapu Singh.

3 comments:

A true Malaysian said...

I award you, A++ in Bhai-logy. You answered all questions so convincingly.

bow said...

Justin, your Bhai-logy is an interesting subject for the University of Malaya's civic course. I am delighted to recommend it to the faculty to put it as a compulsory subject for graduate students. haha....

Justin Choo said...

ATM and bow,

Looks like I have only 2 of you left reading myu blog and commenting.

Hahahahaha!!!!!!!


Thanks just the same.

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