Friday, September 5, 2008

You Want English To Learn Good??




Hey, Universiti Tun Hussein Onn English very good one. My friend blog write write this. If you want English to learn god, sorry good then you fast fast go reading my frend blog HERE. You no read you no know.


English no stendard already long long time. This time nomber one advertise in newpaper NST. I no bluf you. You read you vomit. Shame sham no face to put.


Aiyooooh! Like this arso can one. Why no one go check chek the English grandma . How spelling grandma? Is it grammar? No check first go print like this very umbrella, I meaning embarrass-lah!


Now I properly cannut write the english good language. I go sleep long long time. Tomorrow I wake up maybe ok can wirte the english very god good agin.


Guud naid!!

16 comments:

cilyhot said...

Maybe the editor of nst purposely print the advert unedited .Don't ask me why???We should be grateful to him!!Kennysia had something to say about the recalcitrant moron!!This is rare as he seldom touch on politics.

cilyhot said...

Justin,I am very happy to post the first comments here. Where is Mr monster?he usually post first!I learned that you have a illustrious banking career in your comment.To be a bank manager at so young age!!Sadly Southern Bank is no more,,,,,,,,eaten up by najis' brother.Now PBB is the last of the chinaman bankers!!!!

cilyhot said...

monsterball,do I annoy you on Bruce Lee's stories??ok,,tell me what interest you,,,,,,maybe we can chat on that!You can teach me anythings just under the sun.anyway you are 69,eat salt more than i take rice..I am paying attention and listening .

cilyhot said...

Mr monster ball,just in case you miss it,I am visiting you in Petaling Street tomorrow!!You are a fortune teller.69 years old ,name Mr Goh,right??I will ask your service at fortune telling first before I tell you who I am.ok??Our secret code is our nicknames .See you tomorrow.pls, if you do not open shop tomorrow ,please let me know through the comments here.bye.

monsterball said...

Sorry cilyhot.....I was busy seeing so many sucker's fortunes.
It looks like all want to know their future .after 16th Sept.
The art of fortune telling is to tell all nice things...for him/her to hear...and get paid...plus tips........making that sucker happy.
But people are so smart now..so we must mix up good and bad news...to confuse him/her...paying me.....not knowing what his/her future will be.
Yes...come to Petaling Street..ask for the man who smokes.....from the first few stall. Look for old guys..young one don't know me.
One that makes fresh pancakes...is my old friend. Also chest nut seller..right infront.
Becareful.....better say nice things about me..or else you get fried....hahahahahaha
Tell me the time and date..and I will meet you at the Swiss Hotel corridor..smoking area....drinking coffee.

monsterball said...

I mean ...ask man who smoke CIGARS!

cilyhot said...

Monster ball,Thank you for your instrucrions to meet you.Hope to be able to steal some time off to see you soon,meanwhile keep yourself busy fortune telling.sang yee hing loong.

Justin Choo said...

Cilyhot,

I hope you are just joking with Monsterball. Your comments sound serious that you are going to Petaling St searching for him. You search until you're 69, will not find him there!!

monsterball said...

Perhaps this is a hot chili..thinking and thinking...how to do one to me with 69 moves......hashahahahaha

cilyhot said...

Justin,Thank You for informing me,Yes,I will be in KL afterwards.Yes,I plan to go to Petaling STreet,Yes,I atcually want to meet Mr monster Ball,Yes,I really thought he is a fortune teller,and I smoke cigars TOO.Monsterball,don't always think of moves to defend yourself,I make peace and not wars.PEACE ,uncle .If Bruce Lee know this philosophy,he is still alive today.hahahahhahaha.

monsterball said...

hi cilyhot...I will like to meet you too.....but very busy tomorrow!
Sorry..next time....after 16th Sept is fine.

cilyhot said...

Justin,ten you verry muchsie four tailing mi the troe stories aboutt mr monster with no balls.if not all me will be raped by him.with his 69moves froom the kamar sota.eiiik. verrry dirtty mindart old vessel lah.always think of 69.why not 96??lustkilly you sell mi on him,if not I also half to went to saw the dogtors in kl hospitai end alsoo mate poolis raipot agains me monster with no balls for rapping mi.

monsterball said...

I also got weak back..and if you move your hole..left to right..how to poke in and rape you....BODOH!!
If you keep still...then you are willing giver.
"Vat69" brandy la...you dirty old one.

cilyhot said...

mr monster witth no balls,do not be angrylah,mi also know you got weeek bake,i jut wan too play fun only.you know lah, you like that very umbrella one.you got wet back but you want to say dirty thins,very ham sap mah.you also say chicken with bulu and also no bulu,my head also bulu lah ,like that.and then you also say hainana chicken and what chicken somemore mi also blur already lah.hahahahahaplease i say joke only ah.no hard election.ok.

monsterball said...

You sure know how to talk chicken shit talk!
And making fun at me.
Don't let me see you..I will shoot your two tiny balls away...maybe cut your prick to half size and let you keep your balls...depending on my moods.
Apologise as much as you like...NO CURE!!

cilyhot said...

Uncle monster with a little ball,I will not a ball your sky,old goat ask mi not to say soli.He say you can make fun on mi but i can no make fun fun on you is no fair fair.now i give your ball back,don't so angry lah ah.even though got less than me,(you say I got two mah)at least better than no ball loh.

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