Friday, September 5, 2008

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?



Why did the chicken cross the road?

IN THE FOREIGN SCENE:

BARACK OBAMA:The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!


JOHN MCCAIN:My friends, that chicken crossed the road because it recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.


HILLARY CLINTON:When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......


GEORGE W. BUSH:We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.


JOHN LENNON:Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing the road together, in peace.


BILL GATES:I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% .......... reboot.


BILL CLINTON:I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?


AL GORE:Chicken shall not shit while crossing the road. This is for a green environment.
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IN THE LOCAL SCENE:


K Y LEE:We have installed crossing lights at all traffic junctions. All chickens should follow instructions while crossing the road.



SEMI VELUE:Gantry points have been set up. All chickens wanting to cross the road are advised to top up their cash cards first.


NARJIS RAJAK:What chickens? I don't know any chickens... especially those from Mongolia.

BADAR WEE:We have to be fair to all chickens. Some want to cross over the road, some do not. ........ Zzzzzz .......zzzzzz ....... Now what were we talking about? Ah yes, chickens. We will form a Royal Commission to decide whether it is right for them to cross the road.


MAHA TAIL:Now even non-bumi chickens want to cross the road! How can they disrespect and disregard apa nama bumi chickens? We must be allowed to cross over first. It is our special privilege and no one can challenge that!


ANWAR:We have enough chickens waiting to cross over in September.


LIM KIT SIANG: Come September 16, don't chicken out!


JUSTIN CHOO: Who cares why the chicken crossed the road so long as it was roasted.



MONSTERBALL: There are chickens of all shapes and sizes crossing the road. I've seen them all with and without feathers!

Dr HSU: All chickens crossing the road must be clean, honest, humble, cheerful, helpful, and have peace in their hearts!

ROMERZ: Chickens are harmless creatures. Let them cross the road without harming them!

May all chickens go to heaven!!

19 comments:

monsterball said...

hahahaha...I ask Doc for a post on chicken...you put it out.
Wait till I am inspired..I will put out my usual long message on chicken.
Right now...waiting to learn English from 'True Malaysian'....at Doc's blog.

monsterball said...

OK...ATM still did not reply....so I am here .to talk about chicken.
Everybody love to eat chicken......but I like to keep them alive...hug them..care for them...try to understand them.
OK.....that's little bit.....more to come.

monsterball said...

OK...ATM...replied..I responded...so I am back!
I am a hynanese...and chicken rice was originated by my clan!!
The rice should smell...all chicken flavour...and made into shapes of ping pong balls.
You can still get the original hynanese chicken rice from Seremban and Malacca.
Nowadays..due to our likings on chilli..the chicken rice lies on the cilli sauce.
That is he most important secret recipe of all.
In olden days..the seller will carry them onto two big baskets....supported by a strong wooden rod....onto his shoulder.
These guys like to gamble too!!
So he will take out a bowl with two dices and play big or small..for one to get free makan .or pay double.
The one I know...have lousy luck with me..I win most of the time..foc meals....but he was so happy....as it thrills him gambling. He is a good looser.
Got to go!

monsterball said...

This is tough!
Talk serious political stuff at few blogs.
Talk cock to one..at Doc's blog..talk chicken here and now cilyhot is looking for me...to settle scores at Petaling Street.

monsterball said...

Actually...Justin put out a chicken post...to lure me into talking so much to myself.
He must be a smart fisherman..knowing the right bait for right fish.
So today.....I admit..I am a fish...hooked ..lined and sinkered by this great fisherman....hahahahahaha.
He maybe the great Peter..the fisherman..disguised as Malaysian Chinese....to serve the late Chief...and cast a curse to destroy all lousy hypocritical devotees in Penang.

Justin Choo said...

Monsterbll,
I must write something here otherwise you may think that you are talking to yourself.

Talking on the same subject will lead to just repetition of one's opinion presented in different forms. You see why I don't comment much in Dr Hsu's blog after my first few visits? There is actually nothing much left to be said. Once you have voiced your opinion, and the situation still hasn't changed yet, there is nothing new that we can talk about. To keep on harping on the same opinion in different guise becomes coffee shop idle talk. Don't get me wrong that I am criticizing. Just my opinion. By the way there is nothing wrong with coffeeshop idle talk encouraging social friendship. Dr Hsu will also agree this is healthy past-time! But not good for his business. Anything healthy is not helping his clinic!!

Hahahahahaha!!

monsterball said...

You are the one...telling me not to forget Doc's blog.
And Doc said...."talk till you drop dead"
What can we do....I have the dirty job.no one wants...to expose hypocrites and china-arpians.
I am sick of Malaysian Chinese helping UMNIO to sell our souls.
We must all be Malaysians and ....for or against...no 69 style...no sitting on the fence...to send the message to UMNO and BN...we want a change of government...even if Anwar cannot succeed on 16th Sept...we will help him in 13th election.

dr hsu said...

Justin, I have copied this onto my 'humour ' page but linked here.

Sorry for ot asking your permission first, but I thought good things should be shared and I acknowledge you as the original writer of this.

Thank you for this well written post.

monsterball said...

I used to go to Medan in Indonesia....looking for chicken ranch...to sell chicken medical products. You can see at least a thousand chicken...with another place...for laying eggs...and feeding.
I went to USA .told a taxi drive......'Bring me to a chicken ranch"
He brought me to a huge building..inside full of prostitutes!!
In English..."no big deal"..can mean..."chicken stuff" A person have..'chicken feet"...can also mean...he is frightened...don;t know what to do... or..he is has a chicken heart....a coward.
So "chicken" is a very popular word..all over the world.
Maybe some can add more..to part their knowledge.

monsterball said...

There you see...Doc loves chicken stuffs.
Will all the comments be linked too?
My goodness!

Justin Choo said...

Monsterball,

Change your nick to CHICKENBALL!

Hahahahahahahaha!!

Justin Choo said...

Dr Hsu,

To be mentioned in your blog is a dream come true for me.

To be INCLUDED in your blog is like striking the lottery this coming draw: RM 15 million!!!!

http://blackandwhite999.blogspot.com/2008/07/can-my-dream-come-true.html

Thank you Dr Hsu!!

Justin Choo said...

By the way, I almost struck RM1000 the last draw, just missed by 1 digit!

Justin Choo said...

Hey Dr Hsu,

Just read your "humour" section.

The post was not created by me, except as you know for the last 3 people. I got it from email.

Sorry!

monsterball said...

Don't be too smart!!
CHICKENBALL...you can eat me up.
MONSTERBALL...You die trying to eat me.

monsterball said...

I missed a RM million social welfare by one digit long ago,
A miss is as good as missing ..a mile.

monsterball said...

Did you buy RM500 a number..to miss a consolation price?........hahahahahaha
hi ...go to Chief's alter at Penang...talk to him...ask him give you 4 digit number...for old time sake....hahahahahaha
PS:If I get stomach ache tonight...I know he is laughing too.

R said...

It's a nice post.
I hope you won't mind if i copy to mine there.

Good Day!
R

Justin Choo said...

R,
No problem, gp ahead.

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