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Eskimos cannot possibly enjoy eating eggs. It will freeze to ...like stones...and wood ...to precious to melt it down.Many heads...do look like ..an egg...but in Malaysia..we have one egg head...like Samy..feeling no shame to wear wigs...same one...30 years ago...no white hairs at all.This shows...Samy have no sense of proportions.Syed Albar egghead is classic example..of one with no brains in that head...but a bog mouth..blaring nonsense..all the time.I wonder..do we have real smart eggheads in Malaysia?I know few....most are acting...not sincere.You know...who I am referring to...Justin...don't you??
monsterball,You sure have something to comment on everything. Actually it's nice to see comment on every post.I would be bluffing you like Anwar, if I said I am not bothered with comments. I can life without comment, of course; but it will be very frustrating and boring. But as I said if that really happens, I'm still happy that it is better than talking to myself at home!!! :-)
Anwar is not bluffing me...nor do I care to much...if he is.No matter what...changing of government..means...he will be PM.Only those that believe all botaks are holy...think like that.
Soon "I MAY" be spoted as an agent of some kind in your blog.I keep thinking...what kind of an agent...I will be..while trying so hard...to be... a freedom fighter.Can a man...who wants to contribute..freeing Malaysia..be an agent of some kind?And ' MAY I"...teach you good English with no lousy grammar and spellings?You mean...only those who can speak and write excellent English...can part wise knowledge to you...eh?You see....all political active members are AGENTS!!!Good our bad...there are AGENTS...to have.. selfish ulterior motives.Me...monsterball..free a a bird...can never be an agent.Are you learning...egghead???
Host.."May I request you to...LEAVE THIS HOUSE???"Guest.."No you may not!!"Host...." Don't you understand English"Guest....." I do"Host..."Then why don't you leave? I said it politely...and you have no respect to my wishes"Guest..."You have a problem to say things..straight to the point?"Host..."Yes...I am a politician and trained to talk this way"Guest...."And I am a freedom fighter....trained to fight for or against"Host.."ok...I give up...do as you like"Guest..."Now you talk my language. I will leave"..adios!!"
Student in class room...."Sir ..MAY I be excused?"Teacher..."No you MAY NOT. Sit down and listen!!"Continuing teaching.....Teacher..."WHAT IS THAT BAD SMELL???"Student..."Sir...it is my shit in my pants...Sir!"Teacher....."You idiot!! Get out and clean yourself!"
Teacher...'Boys! Be polite. Always use "May I"...if you want something."Student.."Sir..If I a0pply what you say...I may not get what I want in life"Teacher....."Learn this art and you will have plenty of friends"Student..." But I don't want plenty. I want just one"Teacher...'What are you talking about and comparing with what??"Student...."I am talking about ..if I want to kiss my girlfriend..I don't ask permission...just raba raba...make her feel nice and kiss...and something else I want.....same thing..waiting for good signs..no permission. If I apply what you teaches me...I maybe a bachelor for life. Sir...are you a bachelor?Teacher.." No I am a politician"
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