Sunday, October 26, 2008

Kids give all the correct answers!



Kids Are Quick


TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ______________________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!

8 comments:

monsterball said...

hahahahahahaha
hehehwehehehehe
hohohohohohohoho

Gracie said...

Justin,

So Rev Shrasvati is TALL and handsome? Damn, what a killer! How I wish he's not a monk!

Btw, how SHORT are you?

Remember, I'm 5 feet 10 inches, plus my heels. Mind, dont make me bend over when talking to you in person.

Gracie

Gracie said...

monsterball,

Where's your blog wor? You got pictures ar? I wonder how you look like la.

Gracie

monsterball said...

Gracie..no blog la.
Me...very short and fat man.

Justin Choo said...

monsterball ,

Show gracie where to look for your picture.

Gracie,
Very bad kamma having unwholesome thoughts towards monks.

You don't have to bend when talking to me. I can always look up!

Gracie said...

Justine,

Very bad karma? Aiyo, thanks for reminding me! (Gracie shall for repenting...:P).

Well, I'm only a normal human being with weaknesses mar.....

Check my blog. I've just posted on my adventure in hell, back in 1998. See those things in my suicide cache. Not just Bodhisatta Xuan Zang had gone to hell, you know....:P.

Gracie

Justin Choo said...

Gracie,

Ok. Fom now on you can post something positive and beneficial that you have experienced.

Share with others how you picked up your life again.

monsterball said...

She is trying to pick up her life....by picking up a man.....and you are the main target...her dream man.
Don't spoil her focus.

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